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[What's going to happen next?]
Excuse me.
Let me go! Let me go!
Thank you! Thank you!
Can you see me? Can you see me? Can you see me?
Kyan! Kyan! Kyan!
I'm Ryo, a new employee of Tokai Laboratory.
Shall we say hello?
Speaking of greetings...
Yes.
Yesterday, when I was driving my car...
Yes.
There was a signboard.
It said "scars and dents. Yamashita."
It sounded like a comedian's convenience store.
Hello. I have scars and dents. I'm Yamashita.
And then...
I said, "Let me have this."
I guess that's how it ended.
No! No! No! No!
I won't fall!
No, you won't.
I'm going to kill you!
Go! Go! Go!
Who are you?!
Wait! I'm going to fall! I'm going to fall! I'm going to fall!
Anyway...
We have a comedian, Terutia-kun and Shirai-kun with us today.
It's rice, right?
What is it?
Today's topic is...
I really like mochi.
And it's even better when it's fresh out of the oven.
So...
Are you going to eat it?
I was thinking...
If I ate rice from mochi back to rice...
Wouldn't it be so good and I'd love it?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
If you hit the rice and it becomes mochi...
And you put it back into the rice...
And you make a bowl of rice...
Wouldn't that rice be really good?
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's not rice! It's mochi!
You can't put mochi back into rice.
How do you do it?
You put mochi back into rice...
You do it like this...
That's mochi!
That's not it!
If you pile it up like that...
A new texture is born.
You're an idiot!
You're a prototype!
Why did you put squid in hot water?!
What's with you?!
That's why you're a high school student!
That was my mistake.
I'm sorry about that.
So we're back to square one...
And today...
As a rice professional...
I'd like you to help me out!
First, let's make mochi with mochi rice!
Can you help me out with that, little bakudan?
Sure. Can you help me out with that, little bakudan?
There are girls here!
Oh, here it is.
Okay.
Oh, it's not much.
Here we go!
Are you ready?
It's vague, but first you do it like this.
Crush it to some extent and make it into a lump, and then you do it like this.
I feel like you're going to do it like an eisa.
Kishimoto-san, do an eisa, an eisa.
Wait!
Hm?
Do you want me to wash your hands?
If you say no...
We are important dangers.
Is it okay for you to run away?
If we get infected...
We might end up in a natural disaster.
Just like that.
What are you talking about?
Wash my hands!
Oh, it's going to be late to return them!
I might have been able to write "legend" mixed with "legend" in my hands.
You're a fan, aren't you?
Okay, Kishimoto, it's your turn.
Okay!
It feels like it cools down quickly, doesn't it?
I'm going to try crushing it like this one more time.
Okay!
You're doing it wrong!
I'm doing it like "peh", so it's okay if you say "peh".
Peh!
Ey!
I feel like I've touched it!
Here, this area.
Oh!
It's rice cake!
Yeah.
Wow!
Ey!
C'mere!
Ey!
C'mere!
Ey!
Hay!
Ey!
What?!
Hay!
Ey!
Awesome!
It's rice powder!
When I went to the bathroom...
There wasn't any toilet paper there!
Whaaaat?!
You messed up!
They're all cut up.
You guys are laughing like crazy, so you can't do it!
Let's switch.
(Motodaka's rice is ready)
That's amazing!
Our rice power has increased a lot.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you, too.
Today, we are making mochi and making rice from mochi.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
I'll go home first.
Good luck to you two.
See you tomorrow.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you doing it properly?
If it weren't for him, this wouldn't have started.
Let's drop him.
Let's make a rice sword and kill him.
I made mochi.
Let's see.
I think it's good enough.
Passed.
Thank you for your hard work.
My rice power has increased a lot.
Let's make a rice sword and kill him.
What do you want me to do?
Passed.
Wait a minute.
That's what I want you to do.
Preparation is complete.
Oh, you're preparing it now.
Yes.
So, I'd like to turn this mochi into rice.
You said it was rice earlier.
Nitori-kun, prepare for the next experiment.
What time is it now?
It's 2:30.
Let's kill it quickly.
Start!
Oh, this is difficult.
Wow!
It's already black.
Wow, this.
It's very sticky.
How long are you going to be like this?
I can't fly like this for the rest of my life.
Wow!
I can't do it for a long time.
I've been doing this for a long time.
Oh, it's starting to get lumpy.
I'll take it out at the end.
Oh, good strategy.
Oh, it fell down.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is one of them.
Wait a minute.
It took me about three minutes to turn it into this.
I don't think it's going to work.
I got it, teacher.
If you spread it on the edge of the frying pan, it might look like rice.
Oh!
It's done.
It's a large-scale production.
It's a long road.
I've already stocked it with my left hand and kneaded it.
How many minutes has it been now?
It's been about ten minutes.
No, it's not good.
I've only made six.
While I'm doing it, my hands are sweaty.
No matter how much I knead it, it's sticky and it revives.
It's not good.
No, it's not good.
No, I know.
This is the worst.
I got it, teacher.
Yes.
Hold it like this.
Oh!
It's fast.
Oh, it's amazing and fast.
It's dirty.
The desk is narrow.
Wait a minute.
Does it make sense to use a frying pan?
Put all five fingers on it.
Idiot!
Is there anyone who makes a desk?
This is a revolution.
Idiot!
It's a five-in-one generation.
It's different.
This is a necessary progress for mankind.
Teacher!
Clean up the desk for me.
I'm counting on you, teacher.
You!
This is the only thing you haven't done!
That's weird.
Teacher...
Let's go.
During this experiment, you can't touch anything other than rice!
What?
You can't pinch your nose.
My nose was itchy.
Then...
I'll do like this.
You can't put rice on your nose!
How did you do that?
Get your sanity back.
That's weird.
We're the monsters you created!
It's only been 15 minutes!
It's too early for you to change your mind!
Wash it!
Did you wash your hands?
Yes.
Okay.
Now you can keep your hands and desk clean.
Do as you like!
Yes!
Tear it into rice-sized pieces and stick them together.
Then let it dry for a while.
First, line them up.
Then, like this...
Oh, it's done!
That moment will come.
Is it okay, Tetsuya?
Huh? It's disappearing.
Tetsuya, your hands are sweaty!
Assistant! It's the ladies' room!
Get rid of the humidity in this room!
Your hands are the most humid.
What are you going to do?
Use a new item.
This might be hot.
Oh! It's good!
Wait, it's really good!
What?!
I can't do it anymore.
My hands are sweaty.
As I touched it, it got hot and I couldn't use it.
What?!
Tetsuya's rice is definitely sour.
It hasn't progressed much.
I won't say much, but...
Let's finish this!
That's right! I'll wake up and come back!
Wait for me!
Tetsuya!
If you go like this every day, you'll end up like your friends.
I'm back!
Welcome back...
Ori.
If you do this, your hands will stop sweating.
Wow!
You're ugly!
I can't even shape it.
An hour has passed.
No way!
I was going to finish it in two hours, but...
Hey!
It's very efficient, but there's no space.
You're waiting for the rice to dry, aren't you?
I'm waiting for the rice to dry.
It's dangerous and I can't do voice-signing.
It's here!
Finally, I'm going to make a rice-drying device where I can do it!
What are you talking about?
Ugh! I'm in trouble because I'm in a place like this!
My rice-drying device will be completed soon.
This is it!
What is it?
It's a pressure lid!
I see.
I'm going to raise the temperature inside and let the steam out of here.
And now they're warming up and drying.
Is it warm or dry?
Do you know?
I'm going to heat up another lid in the meantime.
It's dry, isn't it?
Tetsuya! Research results!
Here we go!
It's a prototype.
It's here!
It's pressure.
It's sealed now.
Can you do it?
Tetsuya, come on!
I can't do it at all.
I just took off the lid.
Look, it's wet.
Tetsuya, you're giving me steam.
I don't have enough temperature.
Tetsuya!
Raise the temperature!
Tetsuya!
I can't do it!
It's over!
The lid is stuck! Give it up!
It's not a lid!
It's a pressure lid!
Vice president...
Would you like me to do something for you?
Vice president is kind.
Suzuki-senpai, I'm going to sleep.
Suzuki-senpai, you're going to sleep.
I want to work on holidays.
Good morning!
What's that method?
Wait!
I'm back!
What's that?
When you throw mochi rice on the desk, it doesn't bounce, but if you throw it, it goes round.
Great!
How do you throw it?
First of all, I don't grab it much.
Cut this in half.
Slowing rice.
A new way of throwing rice has been born!
Great!
I'll do it, too.
It may be innovative.
With this speed, I'll be gone.
Another rice ball.
You're doing your best.
You're doing a good job.
You'll be fine.
I did it!
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your faces.
This is what I came up with.
A moment of rice, a face-changing device.
There's this rice ball in it, right?
Yes.
And then, this new weapon.
I'll take it out. I'll take it out.
I'll take out something dangerous.
Like this.
And then...
Yes.
You're going to heat up this knife, right?
Like this.
Yes.
And you turn it like this.
When you turn it...
Hot, hot, hot.
It goes down like a propeller.
It's hot.
Try your best!
This guy...
He's doing his best, but...
This time, Tetsuya, you're doing a good job!
It's been exactly two hours.
Let's go.
Oh, it's going up.
I can turn it on.
Hot, hot, hot!
Wow!
It's kind of cute.
Ouch!
It stopped!
Ouch!
It hurts so much!
Don't get hurt by the rice!
I'm going to turn off the camera.
I'm not going to be a YouTuber.
I'm going to drink the rice ball.
I'm going to turn my back and use the hair dryer.
Well, I can't knead it, so...
I'm not good at saying "argh" either.
I think I'm going to turn my back and use the hair dryer when I notice it.
That's right.
You're right.
The researcher...
I hate this kind of work the most.
Two and a half hours have passed, and I think it's about half done.
The pace has improved, though.
It's the same.
The game is the same, too!
I want to know what I'm doing with just the sound.
What are you doing?
Ah! I can't get it off!
Eeeeeech!
Ouch!
Ah, I've grown so big.
Your face has grown.
It's going to take half of it.
Argh!
This game is over.
How about it?
This is my last day as a 26-year-old.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
I think you should stop it.
Huh? Was it Shibayu's mouth?
Was it really strong?
There was something like that.
It's a windbreaker.
Yeah, that's it!
It's a portable fan that lets you eat properly.
Give it a try.
I'm closing my eyes now.
Ah, it stinks!
Huh?
Did you do it?
I did it!
You did it!
Wow!
It stinks so much!
It smells like a submarine traveler.
FINISHED!
One last piece!
It's over!
Alright!
Wow!
Good job!
All that's left is to put it back together.
Okay!
Put it back together!
It's complete!
We did it!
How long did you stay here?
About 4 hours.
But you're a hard worker.
We made it to the second half.
Let's eat!
It doesn't stick in my teeth.
Really?
What is this?
This is very deep.
If you say it's amazing, it's over.
Then you can say it wasn't good.
A beautiful girl made it.
Isn't it good?
A beautiful girl made it.
It's over!
It's impossible!
It's a beautiful girl!
Let's eat!
I hope it's good!
Let's eat!
The chopsticks...
The chopsticks are too chewy!
I said I cut it off from that state!
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
You guys say it's bad and say it's rice...
Oh, but it still looks like rice.
It's black, and the color is bad, and it's warm.
Pretty girl, pretty girl!
I wonder what it is...
It's not good.
It's made by a farmer.
There are a few grains of rice in it.
It's like red rice.
Isn't red rice mochi rice?
That's mochi rice.
Excuse me.
It's mochi rice.
Excuse me.
You said mochi rice mochi rice just now.
I know what you're saying.
It's not bad.
Who is it?
It's a relief.
It's hard to find fine grains of mochi.
What would you do if you made mochi rice mochi and made mochi rice mochi?
But it was a mochi processed product.
I couldn't say "what the hell?"
It was a sense of progress.
I don't know how meaningful it was, but I'm sure it had some meaning.
Yeah, if this was made by machine and the correct method...
It makes sense.
Well, we were able to eat food that is not worth spending four hours on.
The research at the Tokyo Laboratory, which has been going on for a long time, has come to an end for now.
Thank you for your hard work, you two.
Let's blow up this laboratory.
No, the laboratory is temporarily suspended.
These two will solve your questions when you are born again someday.
We are looking for research content.
See you in the next research.
Bye bye!